For the Lab's Entertainment

I have been writing instructions on my UA samples again to entertain the folks in the lab.

Here are some of my favorites so far:

Urine luck. I'm back to entertain you.
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
It's 6am. Do you know where your urine is? (The lab liked this one and called the nurse's station to compliment me).
Urine good hands with All-State.
This urine was not taken during the rapture.
Three Cups of Pee: One Women's Mission to Pass the Urine Test
Property of Lindsay Lohan

Underwear
Really
Isn't
Necessary
Except I like to wear it.

Not to be used for a flotation device.
Made in China.